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"We picked it up from one of the natives for virtually a song." |
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"I may be an aspiring actress but I would never wait tables. I'm a concierge." |
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"Where'd you get your domestic help?" |
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"What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about." |
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"We're the Hendersons from Westchester and we're joining Martha Stewart in her flight back to the city." |
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"It's just not the same in Winter when your friends can't see it's you that's coming." |
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"Why, what a coincidence. I'm an unpublished writer, too." |
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"No, I can't tell you the time. This is not my table." |
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"Now that summer is here, I can forget about love and focus on my tan." |
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"Do you have any pants that say liberal, debonair, with a touch of recklessness and a seven figure income in salmon or lime green?" |
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"I think I'm suffering from terminal uniqueness." |
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"It's the worst deli in town but the complaints couldn't be better." |
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"And in this part of town you'll see a few of the people who are still wondering whether Camus and Sartre exist." |
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"I hate generics." |
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"Hi. My name is Bob and I'm struggling with happy endings." |
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"He only speaks to other actors." |
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Mike takes Bob for a walk |
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"Son, there's one thing in this business you always have to remember. 'Keep your eye on the door.'" |
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"I think she had something to do with Hemingway." |
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"Why, it's New York!" |
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"It's just like TV, only bigger." |
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"Let's all work on these tonight." |
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"I'll have the Decaf Chopra." |
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"I'm sorry ma'am. We don't sell art by the yard." |
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"Oh my God! It's like a city unto itself." |
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Springtime in New York |
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