"Where will we go if they restrict this place to virgins?"
"I decided to abandon all propriety and make a last mad dash to youth."
Upon reflection, Leonard thought an added bit of revelry would be just the thing to brighten his 60th birthday.
"The only exercise I get is when I cough."
"At my age, I seem to get about ten miles to every cup of coffee."
"I can't be sure, but I think he's making a statement about decrepitude."
"Why I haven't talked to Bob since he died."
"Frankly Roy, while you appear qualified, the problem is you're almost twenty."



"Honestly, Alice, you don't look a day over 90."


"I think we can add a little more tape to give you the look you're striving for."


Never one to be seduced by media hyperbole, Leonard eagerly awaited the coming of the real millennium.


"I say 'yo!'"


"It'll be a cold day in hell if he thinks I'm still cooking his meals."