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"One more time! Why were you flying over the White House?" |
"Do you have anything that offers a certain equanimity toward the world's great religions, a touch of moral certitude but with a hint of emancipation from the Great Satan in 52 short?" |
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"Picture ID, please." |
"Why it's New York!" |
"For Christmas, Santy, I want to acquire all my competitors and have the biggest IPO on Wall Street." |
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"As you can see gentlemen, all indications point to a drop in orders this year." |
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"...and I want a file, a shovel and a hundred feet of strong rope." |
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"Now let's see, who's been naughty and who's been nice?" |
"What do you mean I don't own Santa.com?" |
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